Pigeons International Staff Page
Ted the Carpenter is an extremely hard worker. Hired to our company, Pigeons International, in 2019, he has certainly been an asset to our team. He is a very skilled carpenter, as he has been one almost his entire life. His previous experience includes multiple carptentry apprenticeships: the first in 1801, the second in 1830, third in 1860, fourth in 1890, and so on. His father, Tom the Silversmith, was an apprentice under Paul Revere and has been to our headquarters multiple times to advise us on advertising procedures. Needless to say, Ted is a fun person to be around. Always ready to carve another pigeon figurine or nail up another freshly-carved plaque, he is someone we cannot afford to lose. Thank you, Ted!
Jim the Doctor is the person who keeps the team going. Whether it's a diagnosis of too much caffeine or an emergency, Jim has everything figured out. He has been a doctor since 1812, and just recently celebrated his 200 Years of Experience anniversary. Jim's latest good deed was fixing up our most imporant staff member, Fred the Pigeon, after a near-fatal collision with a semi-truck last December. Jim has won multiple awards in the field of medicine including but not limited to the "Oldest Practicing Physician" award, the "Most Likely to Suggest Amputation" award, etc. Jim's experience is staggering. Having seen over two-hundred years of medicine unfold before his very eyes, he knows exactly what to do in nearly every situation. He's been a member of our company since 2013, and we're not about to let him go anytime soon. We appreciate you, Jim!
Henry the Mayor is what his name suggests: He's the company mayor. He has been a mayor of some form or another for the past 215 years, so he has plenty of experience. When he met our founder, Fred the Pigeon, ten years ago, Fred knew he'd found a true gem in the world of mayors. After being hired, Henry proved himself by fixing a number of the company's problems and suggesting a few new changes. Henry runs most things around here, and if it weren't for him, things would be a bit chaotic. Keep up the great work, Henry!
Fred the Pigeon is our founder. He founded Pigeons International in 2009. After reading the biographies of our other wonderful team members, you may be wondering how on earth they're still living and continuing to practice. Well, back in 1799, Fred was flying high over Florida. He spotted something of interest down below, and flew down to investigate. Turns out, it was the fabled Fountian of Youth. Since drinking from the Fountain, Fred has grown abnormally large. This has enabled him to carry select people on his back to the Fountain. These include our team members, as well as Ted the Carpenter's father, Tom. Pigeons International sells small waterbottles containing a few drops from the Fountain to pigeons world-wide, enabling them to grow larger, stay young, and carry worthy humans to the healing and invigorating waters on their backs. Without Fred, the people we want most to preserve would be gone. But thanks to him, they're still alive and kicking! We love you, Fred!
